Hi there! Thanks for stopping by! As you may have guessed, I’m the Dysfunctional Domestic Diva but believe it or not, before I got all domesticated and dysfunctional, I had an actual name too! My parents (who are pretty awesome by the way) named me Lorianne when I was born 20 (give or take 11) years ago. But you can call me Lori, Diva, Short Girl, Mom, or even “Hey YOU!”! You can call me anything you want really just don’t call me late for dessert! Da Da Da Chhhhhh (punch line drums). You’ll get to know me pretty well if you stick around but here’s the cliff notes version. I’m a God fearing mother of 3 gorgeous girls (no we will NOT be trying again for a boy so don’t ask) and the wife of one pretty handsome guy. I’ve got 1 older brother and 1 older sister and I’m the baby. Which pretty much makes me the most awesome of the three because you always save the best for last. :) I kid, I kid. My siblings are intelligent and successful and most importantly gave me the 4 most gorgeous nieces to love on so they’re okay in my book! I’m a Texas girl born and raised who loves to sing, dance, craft, read, cook, and write. I’m anything but “normal” and I’m okay with that. Normal is boring and I my friends am a far cry from boring! I like to think out of the box because the box makes me claustrophobic! If you would like to contact me for a product review, recipe, or just to give me a virtual high five please do! Would love to hear from you!